fifty shades of red, white and blue

The number 1 best-selling spoof play of 50 Shades, this hilarious new play full of all the naughty bits will have you laughing out loud. Join Maggie Muff and her friends on this filthy journey of love, booze and whips! This is the perfect girly night out with your friends at the theatre. Fifty Shades of Red, White and Blue tells the story of loveable Maggie Muff and her search for love. Maggie is a working class girl who knows what she wants in a man, however she has been let down in love by all the men in her life. Her best friend Big Sally-Anne has just had a one night fling with Tommy Dick Fingers and has caught an unfortunate STI. Big Sally- Anne has a big interview at the employment office and due to her dose of the clap can’t attend. Big Sally-Anne persuades Maggie to do her interview with a promise that she can have a go on her Rampant Rabbit! Maggie agrees to this fateful promise. It’s at the interview that she meets the man of her dreams Mr Red White & Blue! Does Mr Red White & Blue turn out to be the man of her dreams? Or will the Red Room of Pain put Maggie off? Yes, it’s pure mischief and laughter all the way!